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cross—faded replied to your post: On a happy note: Today I finally got my moose…
haha this made me smile
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On a happy note:
Today I finally got my moose tracks ice cream and I had just finished when I saw this man walk over to a rock to eat his ice cream with his ST. BERNARD.
I went completely apeshit on my little rock, I was talking to my friend squirming and saying “I need. To pat. The dog.” but then a bunch of little kids went over and I got really upset because well, I mean I don’t want to be that dick to see the pup and not let the kids, but lets be real here, I was way more excited. So I was like fuck all of ya’ll, you’re afraid because he’s big but I am not because I want a St. Bernard so bad.
So I tromped over and said, “HELLO SIR, MAY I PLEASE PAT YOUR PUP.” and he said of course, so I whistled to Einekin, because that was his name, and I scratched his head and he sniffed my face and then I scratched his bum and he went to lick me but refrained because he knew that his lick would be slobbery so he drooled on my arm instead and wagged his tail and I said goodbye to him and thanked his owner and grinned like an idiot for 5 minutes after.
